Once these guys in my class wanted to play a trick on me. Ideally it will go like this:
The Gum Prank (Fantasy version) by Necro Raevyn (Necro walks down the road) Demon (just in case you're wondering, that isn't his real name either): Hey Necro, want a gum? (holds out stick of gum, with one sticking out) Necro: Hey I know that trick. Pulling the gum will get me electricuted. Demon: Oh well. Another one for me then. (Grins evily, pulls out the gum, which is actually real gum, not trick gum, opens it and eats it) Necro: Curse you.
This is how it actually went:
The Gum Prank (Reality version) by Necro Raevyn (Necro walks down the road) DemonL Hey Necro, want a gum? (holds out stick of gum, with one sticking out) Necro: Sure.(Pulls one out) Demon: Have a nice day. (Necro eats the gum, walks away, chewing) Demon: Sh*t. Necro: Tsk, tsk. No swearing. Demon: Shut up. Necro: Ha ha. Demon: (growls) Necro: (Hums "Rainbow Veins" by Owl City) (Demon walks away glumly, turns around and shouts): I'll have my revenge one day! Necro: Yeah right. (starts singing) End
Necro Raevyn is not my real name. Presumably you have already guessed. Presumably not. CSM (Completely Stupid Morons) aren't that rare anymore, so maybe you haven't. My username would have been "Necro Raevyn", but spaces are not allowed. You may also call me Awesomeness In It's Most Awesomely Awesome Form In The Awesomely Awesome History of Awesomely Awesome Sheer Awesomeness. But that's too long. Call me Necro. Being Necro sucks. People look at you suspisciously after you tell them your name. Then they ask something along the lines of :"Dude you sure it's your real name?" Firstly, I am not a dude. I am female, and am against sexist idiots. Secondly, it is, in fact, not my real name. Obviously. Being Necro also sucks because of all the stuff people expect from you. Being top student (unwillingly, of course) doesn't help with popularity. Everytime the teachers announce something like "Test scores for XXX test out!" Everybody whispers "Hey I think Necro is first place". Me: [Insert puking, strangling and coughing sounds here] Summary: It sucks being me, Necro Raevyn. People expect me to be easily tricked, as with glasses, I appear like a typical nerd. I am NOT a typical nerd. I am the fastest runner in the year level. I am the only person who actually bothered to run 2 km and survived the experience. What a typical nerd.
Missing something between the ears by NecroRaevyn, journal
Missing something between the ears
Once these guys in my class wanted to play a trick on me.
Ideally it will go like this:
The Gum Prank (Fantasy version) by Necro Raevyn
(Necro walks down the road)
Demon (just in case you're wondering, that isn't his real name either): Hey Necro, want a gum? (holds out stick of gum, with one sticking out)
Necro: Hey I know that trick. Pulling the gum will get me electricuted.
Demon: Oh well. Another one for me then. (Grins evily, pulls out the gum, which is actually real gum, not trick gum, opens it and eats it)
Necro: Curse you.
This is how it actually went:
The Gum Prank (Reality version) by Necro Raevyn
(Necro walks down the ro
Necro Raevyn is not my real name. Presumably you have already guessed. Presumably not. CSM (Completely Stupid Morons) aren't that rare anymore, so maybe you haven't. My username would have been "Necro Raevyn", but spaces are not allowed. You may also call me Awesomeness In It's Most Awesomely Awesome Form In The Awesomely Awesome History of Awesomely Awesome Sheer Awesomeness. But that's too long. Call me Necro.
Being Necro sucks. People look at you suspisciously after you tell them your name. Then they ask something along the lines of :"Dude you sure it's your real name?"
Firstly, I am not a dude. I am female, and am against sexist idiots.